There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it...
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't...
Marriage resembles a pair of shears so joined that they cannot be separated...
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective...
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you...
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be...
When you make the sacrifice in marriage you're sacrificing not to each other...
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it you...
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one...
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife...
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars would sign...
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If I get married I want to be very married.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they...
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a...
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy....
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend and far happier is he who finds...
Maybe when I stop making movies I'll understand my work better.
