I have a very low level of recognition which is fine by me.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
I'm a misplaced American but don't know where I was misplaced.
Whoever is my relative I will not be nice to them.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank...
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get...
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I cannot sing dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to...
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
People say that life is the thing but I prefer reading.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
There are a lot of movies that are unbelievable successes that I would be mortified to be a part of.
