Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Women can go on marrying and pretending that their boyfriends and husbands are Mr. Darcy or some RomCom dream man. But where's that going to get 'em? Besides divorce court?

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.

Make women rational creatures and free citizens and they will quickly become good wives - that is if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands kill their children practice witchcraft destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave wise rich generous obedient to wife and lively in bed.

Feminism is a socialist anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands kill their children practice witchcraft destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Without husbands women have to focus on earning more. They work longer hours they're willing to relocate and they're more likely to choose higher-paying fields like technology.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

So many women today have become so focused on their children they've developed these romantic entanglements with their children's lives and the husbands are secondary. They're left out. And the romantic focus is on the children.

I suffered I really suffered with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves the less they talk to other women the more they try to please their husbands the happier the marriage is going to be.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Faithful women are all alike they think only of their fidelity never of their husbands.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

A father may turn his back on his child brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies husbands may desert their wives wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

Husbands never become good they merely become proficient.