Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate the husband the landscape.

Faithful women are all alike they think only of their fidelity never of their husbands.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen if he does not love me as a woman.

A father may turn his back on his child brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies husbands may desert their wives wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

At the end of your life you will never regret not having passed one more test not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband a friend a child or a parent.

The rite of passage of learning to build a fire that will burn all night with one match is not an insignificant one in my husband's family and I grew up camping and backpacking. I love to camp.

My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast nor blasted were their wedded days with strife each season looked delightful as it past to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

I've never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. There's his humor and intelligence too and he's really cute all those things - but if you don't respect your partner you'll get sick of him.

Like all parents my husband and I just do the best we can hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy.

I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby.

I know this sounds generic but I'm so happy to be home with my husband my family and my dog.

I have this extraordinary life during the day and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine he has some scotch we chat we cook and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life.