Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try!

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

I'm a romantic a sentimental person thinks things will last a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't.

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids being there for the husband being home trying to do it all.

I don't like Paris so much and it's only eight shows. I mean don't tell them that of course. But everyone always thinks they're so important. And I'm sure they are. But to me my happiness is more important.

There is this difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man really is so but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

He that has a great nose thinks everybody is speaking of it.

I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.

Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak.

He who learns but does not think is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.

Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage and he expects your absolute loyalty.

Being a good teammate is when you try to sprint down a ball that everyone thinks is going out of bounds. But you go after it anyways and you get it.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Power always thinks... that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

God sleeps in the minerals awakens in plants walks in animals and thinks in man.

I have been judged to be a pessimist but what abyss of ignorance and low egoism is not hidden in one who thinks that Man is the god of himself and that his future can only be triumphant?

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.

Some of the writers I admire who seem very very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind as does David Sedaris. When they write the reader thinks that they're being trusted as a friend.

True friendship ought never to conceal what it thinks.