There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

When it comes to cars only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Come come leave business to idlers and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em: wit be my faculty and pleasure my occupation and let father Time shake his glass.

For Forms of Government let fools contest whatever is best administered is best.

Whenever at a party I have been in the mood to study fools I have always looked for a great beauty: they always gather round her like flies around a fruit stall.

I don't think people are fools and I think they deserve a good attitude and smart entertainment.

Eloquence n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

But there comes a moment in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among the human beings or not - a fool among fools or a fool alone.