A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a...
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm...
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing...
How young can you die of old age?
She felt like a chess player who by the clever handling of his pieces sees the game taking the course intended. Her eyes were bright and tender with a smile as they glanced up into his and her lips looked hungry for the kiss which they invited.
