Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up...
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for...
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me...
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually it's...
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office...
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've...
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't...
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've...
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few...
There are different kinds of humor some is sarcastic some introspective....
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and...
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
After that he turned to the question of invading England. Hitler said that during the previous year he could not afford to risk a possible failure apart from that he had not wished to provoke the British as he hoped to arrange peace talks.
