The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think...
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and...
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and...
Husbands never become good they merely become proficient.
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or...
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity...
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and...
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof...
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise just and omnipotent...
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who would want to live in an...
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...
We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown...
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other and the...
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's...
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To...
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible...
A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of...
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.
