The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
As all of us with any involvement in sports knows no two umpires or no two referees have the same strike zone or call the same kind of a basketball game.
Now that women are jockeys baseball umpires atomic scientists and business executives maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
If this humor be the safety of our race then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.