We feel unsatisfied until we know ourselves akin even with that greatness which made the spots on which it rested hallowed and until by our own lives and by converse with the thoughts they have bequeathed us we feel that union and relationship of the spirit which we seek.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with the part of another people are friends in spots.

Freedom is contagious. That's why despots fear it so much.

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. I don't care how great how famous or successful a man or woman may be each hungers for applause.

I remember when I was an up-and-coming comic how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

A leopard does not change his spots or change his feeling that spots are rather a credit.

A zebra does not change its spots.

When I tour it's like well like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places the obscure barbecue joints burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.