One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like 'Wow you took a shower this morning didn't you? Because you smell lovely.'
So I was shampooing at 14. But I've always thought that had I the opportunity for an education I would have been an architect. There's no question about it.
So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills.