It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry and make you dinner and to do things for you and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes much as we all hate to admit it it's just easier to park the kids in front of the TV for a few hours so we can pay the bills or do the laundry or just have some peace and quiet for a change.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry get gas in the car pick up a script.