Jealousy - that jumble of secret worship and ostensible aversion.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Men are going to go out on the road and they're going to find other women. So if you really want to save yourself a whole lot of heartache do not fall in love with somebody in a band. Just don't.