Love the quest marriage the conquest divorce the inquest.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
I still at hotel rooms I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught like being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.