Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.