Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner by the fireside with your slippers on your feet?
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
You know men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.