Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner by the fireside with your slippers on your feet?
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
I like to believe that I've got a lot of guardian warriors sittin' on my shoulder including my dad.