Look there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
When I want comfort food I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates but especially those. You can eat them and because they're so light you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.
I speak onstage to try to establish some method of communication. The songs are supposed to be a way of communicating. But speech and drinks and sometimes chocolates are also a way of communicating.
I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.