Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time - the steamboat the canal boat and the rail car.
I try to bring it across on my record in my dress in what I do and what I say because to me humor is important. You should have a dose of that and I guess giving it is what I'm here for.