My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
They used to say it was bad for Indians to drink but it's bad for anybody. When they drink they lose their cool a lot of us. Like when we played with Sonny Boy I would never get paid you know. He would drink up all the money.
