The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Our competition for American business is no longer in the next county or the...
My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.
