My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
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I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time so we got whipped.