With women I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
You know I'm Australian and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.