Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
I think when you do comedy you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.