When I planned my wedding the first time my ex-husband and I we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet.
For my first wedding I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash...
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.