Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.
If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got he isn't likely to be thankful...
Tell the truth work hard and come to dinner on time.
You don't have a lot of time you have to get it right. It's amazing how they create these episodes in such a short amount of time. They lavish a lot of care and money on each episode and they just look terrific.