I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.
There's no need to travel further. The Los Angeles area is big enough for us.
The answer was that in Burundi having a clean bill of health has taken on a very particular meaning: unless and until you have paid for your hospital treatment you simply can't leave you are in effect a captive.