The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere someone said to themselves You know I want to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.