I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.