You know there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
The first thing I do when I start my day is I get down on my hands and knees...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.