The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing and dancing and comedy in the morning.