My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy so that's where I started that's...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
The best math lesson we can teach college students this year is to subtract a tuition increase and benefit from the dividends of higher education.
