I was a big fan of 'The Smurfs' growing up even though by default - my mom used to force me to watch because she was a 'Smurfs' fan.
I did work at a mall in college - I think retail/customer service is just one...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.