When I came out of my mom's womb I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning when I get...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
My mom was scared of the old Times Square so I was never allowed to go. Now I'm scared of the new Times Square so I still never go.
