My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church they feed them to the Jews.
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Eventually I did that but it took a lot of twists and turns and there were a year or two there where I was living with no money at all - no home no car no nothing. I was living in somebody's garage in Los Angeles at that point - for a year.
