When I was a kid my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.
I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
In the morning I reach for the sports page.
