When I was a new mom I used to think that life was going to be balanced and I strived for that. But life is crazy!
The truth is if anyone saw my home life I'm pretty sure it would look like...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.