Dinner 'conversation' at the Cohens' meant my sister mom and I relaying in brutal detail the day's events in a state of amplified hysteria while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head.

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Keep in mind that there are computers that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers ' I said: 'Hey wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'