My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said 'Mom they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
There aren't many poster children for cool angst. Everybody thinks it's cool if you're the bad girl.
