When I was little my mom tells me I used to say things like 'Mom do you hear the string section? Do you hear the string section?' And she would look at me and say 'No honey I don't know what you're talking about.'
There are older men with younger women but you don't see a lot of older women...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
It's hard to force creativity and humor.
