Motherhood is the strangest thing it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye.
