I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring I hang up.
God gave me some weird beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy....
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
The minute health care becomes a huge unwieldy expensive government bureaucracy it's a permanent feature of life and there's nothing anyone can do about it.