Bloody Christmas here again let us raise a loving cup peace on earth goodwill to men and make them do the washing up.
I've never been more famous than I was suddenly in 1986.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
At home it's all Batman and Star Wars and they do gang up on me. Sometimes I don't want to dress up as Darth Vader or play train sets so I'll go out for a drink with the girls.