Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Women can't live with them can't live without them.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
Today if you invent a better mousetrap the government comes along with a better mouse.
