If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
My friends say 'Man you're going to have kids sleeping on pillowcases with your face on it! You're going to be on toothbrushes and magnets and stuff.' I guess now that I'm a dad I'm thrilled about that.
