Before marriage a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
The appreciative smile the chuckle the soundless mirth so important to the success of comedy cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.
