Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes I want to talk about reducing trash.
