That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There...
I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too.