I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed I should instantly close with the offer.