When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
When I hear music I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times and to the latest.
